Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Saturday, May 17, 2008
ze frank at TED
Mixture of stuff, brain food and humor (or humour as the British spell it). Just another way that Everett Family Blog is extending and growing the minds of all 4 viewers.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Bad Funny Joke
Nothing like kindergarten humor!!
A dog limps into a bar and says, “I’m looking for the man that shot my paw!”
A dog limps into a bar and says, “I’m looking for the man that shot my paw!”
Friday, April 14, 2006
Monday, January 30, 2006
Friday, January 27, 2006
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
Funny Adult Comic
Check out Alien Loves Predator.
Almost laugh out loud at times. Caution: the humor is adult in nature (mostly in terms of language usage).
Almost laugh out loud at times. Caution: the humor is adult in nature (mostly in terms of language usage).
Saturday, May 01, 2004
Mini-Awards
Most Entries without actually typing the entry (as well as the funniest (Jan 17): Sandy Engle
First person to leave a comment that I didn't point to the site but I actually know: Steve Schuster, friend from high school
First person to leave a comment that I don't know: T. Freeman (thanks for the post!!)
First person to leave a comment that I didn't point to the site but I actually know: Steve Schuster, friend from high school
First person to leave a comment that I don't know: T. Freeman (thanks for the post!!)
Thursday, April 22, 2004
$17,600,000 more!!!
The money offers are still rolling in... Here is the latest email (formatted in its original form and spelling):
Dear everett
I am Barrister harmson yusuf Solicitor. I am the Personal Attorney to
Mr T ,everett,a national of your country, who used to work with
shell development company in Nigeria.On the 2nd of may 1999, my lient,his wife And their three children were involved in a car accident along Sagbama Express Road. All occupants of the vehicle
unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries
to your embassy
to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this
has also proved
unsuccessful.After these several unsuccessful
attempts, I decided to
trace his relatives over the Internet, to locate any
member of his family
but of no avail, hence I contacted you. I have
contacted you to assist
in repartrating the money that belong to my client before they get
confisicated or
declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge
deposits were lodged.
Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an
account valued at about
44 million dollars has issued me a notice to provide
the next of kin or
have the account confisicated within the next ten
official
working days. since i have been unsuccesfull in
locating the the relatives
for over 3 years now I seek your consent to present
you as the next of
kin of the deceased since you are from the same
country and bear the same last name ,so that the proceeds
of this account valued at $44 million dollars can be
paid to you and then
you and me can share the money. 55% to me and 40% to
you,while 5% should
be for expenses or tax as your government may require,
As soon as you indicate your interest,i will go to federal high court
of
justice to obtain all legal documents(affidavit and letter of
adminstration). All
I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see
this dealt through.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement
that will protect you from any breach of the
law.Please get in touch with me by my email to enable us discuss
further.My
Best regards,
Esq:harmson yusuf
Dear everett
I am Barrister harmson yusuf Solicitor. I am the Personal Attorney to
Mr T ,everett,a national of your country, who used to work with
shell development company in Nigeria.On the 2nd of may 1999, my lient,his wife And their three children were involved in a car accident along Sagbama Express Road. All occupants of the vehicle
unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries
to your embassy
to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this
has also proved
unsuccessful.After these several unsuccessful
attempts, I decided to
trace his relatives over the Internet, to locate any
member of his family
but of no avail, hence I contacted you. I have
contacted you to assist
in repartrating the money that belong to my client before they get
confisicated or
declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge
deposits were lodged.
Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an
account valued at about
44 million dollars has issued me a notice to provide
the next of kin or
have the account confisicated within the next ten
official
working days. since i have been unsuccesfull in
locating the the relatives
for over 3 years now I seek your consent to present
you as the next of
kin of the deceased since you are from the same
country and bear the same last name ,so that the proceeds
of this account valued at $44 million dollars can be
paid to you and then
you and me can share the money. 55% to me and 40% to
you,while 5% should
be for expenses or tax as your government may require,
As soon as you indicate your interest,i will go to federal high court
of
justice to obtain all legal documents(affidavit and letter of
adminstration). All
I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see
this dealt through.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement
that will protect you from any breach of the
law.Please get in touch with me by my email to enable us discuss
further.My
Best regards,
Esq:harmson yusuf
Friday, April 09, 2004
Quote
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel."
--- Homer Simpson
--- Homer Simpson
Saturday, March 20, 2004
Odd Neighbors
In my continuing attempt to be more healthy, I have walked a mile around my neighborhood a few times last week at night.
Every time I get back to my street, I hear this chirp... a high pitch short chirp...
The chirp of a smoke detector needing a new battery. The part that makes it very odd...
The chirp is emitting out of at least two different houses. I must live on a street of deaf people, considering I can hear the chirp out in the street.
Saturday, January 24, 2004
Ballmer Video
Maybe Dean's antics wasn't that bad. Check out a couple of Steve Ballmer's antics.
He is only the CEO of Microsoft, the biggest software company in the world. Current market valuation of roughly $300 Billion. With revenues of $34 Billion a year, with $52 Billion in cash.
The company I work for (Hyperion) has a market value of 1 Billion as just a comparison.
He is only the CEO of Microsoft, the biggest software company in the world. Current market valuation of roughly $300 Billion. With revenues of $34 Billion a year, with $52 Billion in cash.
The company I work for (Hyperion) has a market value of 1 Billion as just a comparison.
Saturday, January 17, 2004
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